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- Santa went to court Judge: "Order! Order!"
Santa: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink!"
Judge: "Shut Up!"
Santa: "No, No... 7-Up! hi... hi... hi...
- NEGRO Died & went to Heaven! ANGEL: Who are you? NEGRO: (to impress her) I'm HERO of TITANIC.
ANGEL gets confused & asks friend- Abe Titanic "Dooba" tha ki "Jala" tha....
- Lecturer: What comes first? Sun or Moon? Student: Abviously Moon
Lecturer: How?
Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', ke baad hi to 'SON' aayega na!
- A Dead boy was taken to Heaven, God was shocked to see his Heart Beating.Boy: Only I'm Dead but my girlfriend still lives in my heart.
God smiled, & the boy was sent to hell for over acting..
- Girl to her blind boyfriend Girl: "Kaash tum dekh sakte mai kitni khubsurat hun"...
Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya ankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte. "Andha hu ullu ka pattha nahi!"
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